Sex Tip of the Week: Fun Sex

The bedroom is boring. Make matters worse if you insist lights off. A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all, someone quipped. I am for this. I have an open mind, and not afraid. I want a man who is so.

I love the outdoors, very much. Not because I am desi girl naturally and I aggrandize the perfumed garden of the Kama Sutra. I have not even watched the Kama Sutra, but I have read the book, crammed it like a Muslim girl attending madrassa.

And then there is the hotel. And please, it’s not the dingy ones where the shower trickles like tears, and the bed is noisier than a locomotive. Even though it is said it’s a public place, take me in the elevator on that ride up to our room.

Well, something else I like very much is sex in the office. Not the me-the-secretary-and-you-the-boss thing. That’s unprofessional, and for me office romance is a no-no. It’s the other way round. I will surprise you in your office and demand you give it to me there and then. Don’t be afraid to storm into my office and ask nicely to unfurl the petal that’s my pussy.

Who cares whether I still behave like a teenager at thirty. I am a bachelorette. I fuck wherever I want whenever I feel like. So, sex in the car; make it more tantalizing on the hood – I will squirt all over you like a fountain.

I always dream of having a pleasure cruise. That’s after my childhood sweetheart failed miserably to take me on the stern of my father’s boat as my twenty-third birthday present. He was afraid that the boat might capsize. The idiot did not know that if he died inside my palpitating pussy it was one-way ticket to heaven. I still crave that.

Sex Tip of the Week: The Games

Life is too short to live it somberly  Go for it. Do all the craziest things you want. That’s where the games come in.

And I’m not talking of Olympian Games in honour of Zeus. Four years is very long time to wait to have fun.

The bedroom is not the only room in the house where sex should be done. All rooms are erotic venues. It is too boring to make love in the bedroom, in bed, only.

Have bathroom fun with lit scented candles, hot baths and everything erotic imaginable.

Shower games: play around in the shower; masturbate my throbbing pussy to orgasm with jets of warm water as you give my burning body a sensual massage. And oh, I love cunnilingus under the shower. You take it further and I might just reward you with a bend over. 

Sex Tip of the Week: 3-Day Sex

Yes, three days of sex. And there are guys, and girls, who can’t last more than five seconds. Well, perhaps they suffer from PGAD, too bad for them; but you can have a 3-Day sex even.

Sex experts call it Tantric Sex.

On the first day take a walk, have that damn picnic you’ve been planning for years and spent the time to renew your intimacy. In the evening lightly stroke, and breasts and genitals are NO-GO. Take breaks and continue stroking. Then spoon without stimulating each other, easy to say but hard to do – try! Can you imagine you have just had sex?

Day two involves the things of day one but throw in some caresses here and there on each other’s chests. It’s OK to touch boobs, vulva, vagina, labia and that penis you are dying to have inside you but self-restraint and will should not fail you. Cage them. that’s enough sex for day two. It’s torturing, right?

The last day, the day you are going to rise from the dead and ascend to heaven, take as long as it takes to do the things of the first two days. It is time for penetration, but don’t you dare fuck. The woman takes that dick she’s dying to feel tearing each part of her womanhood inside her pussy and just lies there until the man’s erection subsides. Repeat this as long as it takes.

Then, when you can’t take it anymore, allow yourselves to climax.

Trust me, it’s explosive! 

Sex Tip of the Week: 3D Massage

One of the most sensual ways of making love is massaging albeit mostly underused or just ignored. Many men focus on pounding the vagina and hammering that cunt such that other body parts stampede screaming for attention.

Style up gents, and ladies let your boys touch you more. Touching during sex is sensual, but you don’t know what I’m talking about if you don’t do a 3D-massage (3-handed massage).

A sensual massage is the bomb; nevertheless it’s never enough without sneaking in a few strokes of the vagina.

The man lets the penis penetrate the vagina (from behind) as he gives his woman a back massage, and continues to. Don’t stop because you are dying to fuck that dripping wet pussy. Continue massaging the back as well as the vagina.

No masseuse has ever mastered the art of massaging than a man who gives a 3D-Massage.

Sex Tip of the Week: Wheelbarrow in the Air

Is is exciting, an athletic experience.

Warning!!! It's not for the frail, and definitely not for women with bad backs (and dislocated hip joints). 

Don't hold it more than a few thrusts though. It might cause a back injury. Who wants a paralyzed fuck after all????

Sex Tip of the Week: Standing Position

A slight deviation of the standing position provides specific

sensation and eroticism. 

Holding the woman during intercourse is a Herculean labour of love not for the faint of heart. 

In the days of the Kama Sutra women clung to their lovers with their arms and legs. It is surprising the strength that passion can give, but (idiot alert) don't overestimate it!

Sex Tip of the Week: Sex is not a Race

In sex, there is no contest and there's no race. 

The best sex is timeless and, in order to make it feel so, it's worth remembering a couple of points:


1.    Try and arrange to have sex at a time of the day when you're not tired. If you have more energy, there won't be so much hurry to finish - you can enjoy leisurely lovemaking.

2.    Make sure your sex session is open-ended, so that you can really become absorbed in what you're doing. 

Anne Hooper, Dare to... Sex Guide

Sex Tip of The Week: The Missionary Position

The missionary position does not necessarily bring a woman to orgasm/climax. Give her lots of clitoral stimulation, and for you men who learnt from the ancient books that a woman's vagina is a hole to get in and out anyhow, let this get into you - stimulate her gently and to the maximum before you penetrate. Some of us women like finger stimulation at the same time as face-to-face intercourse. Intercourse, yes, not fucking.